Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Top Five Bra Mistakes That Kill Your Sex Appeal

Over 80% of all women are wearing the wrong bra size. (According to "The Sun" newspaper in Great Britain, it's 72% over there... What do they know that we don't? Maybe 8% don't wear a bra.)

But that means YOU are probably making one of these Five Mistakes that can really dampen your Lover's desire. Whether you live in the USA like me, or the UK like 72% of women who are wearing the the wrong bra size.

We must have decided somewhere along the line that knowing how to find a bra that fits is a hereditary skill. Like, we evolved with this knowledge.

(Men got fire. I still see them pretending they know how to start a fire just because they're men. Personally, I can start a fire with the right corset. But that's another story...)

Guess what? Nobody knows how to fit a bra until you're taught. Sounds like it should be easy. And it SHOULD be. But it's not.

We're all different shapes. And to make matters more confusing, there really aren't any standards for manufacturers to follow. So it's up to you to figure it out for yourself.

Do it right, and you'll look great. Don't, and you might not.

(Cue the music "don't worry, be happy")

Don't worry! Be Sexy! I'm going to teach you how to fit a bra so that you'll look and feel great!

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